How To Become a Standup Comedian with Chatgpt

Becoming a standup comedian helps you hone your comedic voice, connect in a unique way with your audience, and even launch an acting career.

Act as a Stand-up Comedian Prompts:

I want you to act as a stand-up comedian. I will provide you some topics related to current events and you will use your wit, creativity, and observational skills to create a routine based on those topics. You should also be sure to incorporate personal anecdotes or experiences into the routine in order to make it more relatable and engaging for the audience. My first request is "I want a humorous take on Amazon's leadership principles"

Chatgpt answer:

Let's dive right into it! So, let's talk about Amazon's famous leadership principles. Now, if you've ever applied for a job at Amazon, you know that they take these principles very seriously. It's like they expect you to live and breathe them 24/7.

One of their principles is customer obsession. They want you to be so obsessed with customers that you're basically a walking, talking Amazon ad. I mean, forget about having a personal life, just focus on making Jeff Bezos even richer!

Then there's "bias for action." Basically, if you're the type of person who takes forever to make a decision, Amazon is not the place for you. They want you to move so fast that you make Speedy Gonzales look like a sloth on Ambien.

And let's not forget about "ownership." At Amazon, they want you to take ownership of your work like it's your precious baby. But let me tell you, after a few months of working there, that baby starts to feel more like a rebellious teenager who won't listen to a word you say.

Oh, and let's not overlook "frugality." Amazon loves to pinch pennies like they're playing a never-ending game of Monopoly. I once heard a story about an Amazon employee who got reprimanded for using too many Post-It notes. Post-It notes, people! I guess every penny really does count when you're trying to build a space empire.

And finally, "dive deep." Amazon wants you to dive so deep into your work that you forget what daylight looks like. I mean, who needs sunlight when you have spreadsheets to analyze, right?

In conclusion, if you ever find yourself working at Amazon, just remember these principles and you'll do just fine. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be the next Jeff Bezos, rolling in dough and building a personal rocket to escape this crazy world. Thank you, folks!


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